Nope's Peak r2 - Day 3

[flamingprick]

[Continuing from this thread]

Okay. How much do you know about guys' bodies in the first place?

[He is actually talking about this let him die now

Well no not really, because he sees that worried look on her face and he doesn't want to upset her. It's just awkward to talk about, she didn't do anything wrong. He's got to correct that at least so she doesn't walk away from this all freaked out.]

Comments

[fightingoverdose]

[shakes her head]

Nothin' rhymes with orange. It goes against the laws of words.

[flamingprick]

Maybe in another language? But I don't know any others.

[fightingoverdose]

All I know's that "orange" in English is "orange," and it still doesn't sound like any other word. It just ain't right.

[flamingprick]

Mmm.

[A noise of agreement there, before he eats another slice of his orange.]

I'm better at dick jokes anyway.

[fightingoverdose]

[crunching through this delicious apple, mm, honeycrisp]

How hard's it to make a dick joke?

[flamingprick]

At the start it's not hard. But when you're punning through it, eventually it gets harder and harder to do.

[fightingoverdose]

So you're the type of guy who keeps at it, no matter how hard it gets?

[flamingprick]

Exactly! There's no dicking around when it comes to dick puns!

[fightingoverdose]

Glad you found somethin' in life you could finally fit in.

[flamingprick]

What can I say? I have my talents.

[He says this as he tosses the last slice in the air, aiming to catch it in his mouth.]

[fightingoverdose]

[She attempts to snatch it out of the air before he can]

[flamingprick]

[She can totally get it.]

Oi! That's mine!

[fightingoverdose]

[She'll waggle it by two fingers, where he could grab it back]

Possession's nine-tenths of the law, right? Unless you're gonna come for it...?

[flamingprick]

[Well I mean. Do you really think he's not going to rise to bait like that?

So yeah he's diving for her now.]

[fightingoverdose]

[She quickly takes a few steps back and holds it up high, possibly out of range??]

[flamingprick]

[Yep, she's probably a lot taller than his 5 foot 8 self, so.

But he's still trying to go after it.]

Oh come on! Now you're teasing me on purpose!

[fightingoverdose]

Sure am!

[At 5'11" she is a bit taller, yes, though she does not expect him to be as good at jumping as he is, and almost loses it a few times. Backed against the counter, there's no place left to run...so obviously the safest way is to pop it whole into her mouth.]

[flamingprick]

[SO RUDE

At least he's not enough of a hethan to go chasing after it in her mouth though? Instead he just looks incredibly put-out by it.]

You've committed an unforgivable crime.

[fightingoverdose]

[She shrugs, thankfully deciding to chew and swallow before laughing at his distress]

What can I say, I walk on the wild side. What're you gonna do about it?

[flamingprick]

[What if he TACKLES HER FOR REAL NOW?]

[fightingoverdose]

[She'll be tackled, but just grins up at him, challenging]

[flamingprick]

[Boy this is familiar.

Rin is smirking down at Sara with a dangerous glint in his eye.]

If you let me get away with that, then you better not tell me.

[Since it would ruin the mood and all.]

[fightingoverdose]

[She huffs out a laugh and reaches up to kiss him, then]

[flamingprick]

[He's decided that, as fun as it was last time, he definitely likes being the 'winner' more.

And I guess they're making out on the kitchen floor this time whoops. Not that Rin cares much about that right now.]

[fightingoverdose]

[it's okay, they are not on any food prep surfaces]

[and she guesses she'll let the victor have some spoils, for now, at least...]