Nope's Peak r2 - Day 3

[flamingprick]

[Continuing from this thread]

Okay. How much do you know about guys' bodies in the first place?

[He is actually talking about this let him die now

Well no not really, because he sees that worried look on her face and he doesn't want to upset her. It's just awkward to talk about, she didn't do anything wrong. He's got to correct that at least so she doesn't walk away from this all freaked out.]

Comments

[flamingprick]

Why would I call you that? You're one of the most honest people here.

[fightingoverdose]

Yeah, I am. But just goin' for other fruit puns.

[flamingprick]

[OH

OH SHIT SHE DOES PUNS TOO]

Well in that case, you must have a grape sense of humor.

[fightingoverdose]

Life can get hard. Don't you like havin' raisins to laugh?

[flamingprick]

Always! You gotta laugh sometimes, or else it'd be the pits.

[fightingoverdose]

Keepin' a good sense of humor's core to any good life.

[flamingprick]

Exactly! Which is why I'm just peachy!

[fightingoverdose]

That why you're lookin' so cherry?

[flamingprick]

[He's done peeling his orange, and he's starting to eat it now.]

If you're....shit. I can't think of one for 'orange'.

[fightingoverdose]

[shakes her head]

Nothin' rhymes with orange. It goes against the laws of words.

[flamingprick]

Maybe in another language? But I don't know any others.

[fightingoverdose]

All I know's that "orange" in English is "orange," and it still doesn't sound like any other word. It just ain't right.

[flamingprick]

Mmm.

[A noise of agreement there, before he eats another slice of his orange.]

I'm better at dick jokes anyway.

[fightingoverdose]

[crunching through this delicious apple, mm, honeycrisp]

How hard's it to make a dick joke?

[flamingprick]

At the start it's not hard. But when you're punning through it, eventually it gets harder and harder to do.

[fightingoverdose]

So you're the type of guy who keeps at it, no matter how hard it gets?

[flamingprick]

Exactly! There's no dicking around when it comes to dick puns!

[fightingoverdose]

Glad you found somethin' in life you could finally fit in.

[flamingprick]

What can I say? I have my talents.

[He says this as he tosses the last slice in the air, aiming to catch it in his mouth.]

[fightingoverdose]

[She attempts to snatch it out of the air before he can]

[flamingprick]

[She can totally get it.]

Oi! That's mine!

[fightingoverdose]

[She'll waggle it by two fingers, where he could grab it back]

Possession's nine-tenths of the law, right? Unless you're gonna come for it...?

[flamingprick]

[Well I mean. Do you really think he's not going to rise to bait like that?

So yeah he's diving for her now.]

[fightingoverdose]

[She quickly takes a few steps back and holds it up high, possibly out of range??]

[flamingprick]

[Yep, she's probably a lot taller than his 5 foot 8 self, so.

But he's still trying to go after it.]

Oh come on! Now you're teasing me on purpose!