Nope's Peak r2 - Day 3

[flamingprick]

[Continuing from this thread]

Okay. How much do you know about guys' bodies in the first place?

[He is actually talking about this let him die now

Well no not really, because he sees that worried look on her face and he doesn't want to upset her. It's just awkward to talk about, she didn't do anything wrong. He's got to correct that at least so she doesn't walk away from this all freaked out.]

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[fightingoverdose]

[While she can book it on the straightaways, she loses time on the corners, skidding into the wall more often than not. She goes into a dead sprint through the entrance, but he still wins it by a nose (as well as all the arms or whatever in front of that nose). A breathless curse as she bends over, hands on her knees to catch her breath.]

[flamingprick]

[Rin has stopped to catch his breath, but he still can shoot Sara a cheeky grin.]

Looks like I win this time.

[Everything's going to be a competition now clearly.]

[fightingoverdose]

[grins back, toothy]

This time. Don't get too comfy on the throne yet, short stuff. I'll be comin' for you soon enough.

[flamingprick]

[Snerk. 'coming for him'.]

You can say that when you have the crown back.

[Meanwhile he's going for whatever's on the counter. Probably some apples and bananas or whatever. He gestures to them, silently asking Sara what she wants.]

[fightingoverdose]

Oh, it'll happen, don't you worry.

[she'll grab some drinks, water or juice or whatever]

Apple's good. Keeps the doctor away, right?

[flamingprick]

[He tosses an apple over in Sara's direction, then! Then he'll peel an orange for himself.

And he pauses halfway thought peeling it, and suddenly he's biting his lip because he thought of something great.]

Oi, know how you're like an orange?

[fightingoverdose]

[She finishes her bite before replying, looking dubious]

How's that?

[flamingprick]

I find you a-PEEL-ing!

[BA DUN TSHHHH]

[fightingoverdose]

...Better than bein' called too seedy, huh.

[flamingprick]

Why would I call you that? You're one of the most honest people here.

[fightingoverdose]

Yeah, I am. But just goin' for other fruit puns.

[flamingprick]

[OH

OH SHIT SHE DOES PUNS TOO]

Well in that case, you must have a grape sense of humor.

[fightingoverdose]

Life can get hard. Don't you like havin' raisins to laugh?

[flamingprick]

Always! You gotta laugh sometimes, or else it'd be the pits.

[fightingoverdose]

Keepin' a good sense of humor's core to any good life.

[flamingprick]

Exactly! Which is why I'm just peachy!

[fightingoverdose]

That why you're lookin' so cherry?

[flamingprick]

[He's done peeling his orange, and he's starting to eat it now.]

If you're....shit. I can't think of one for 'orange'.

[fightingoverdose]

[shakes her head]

Nothin' rhymes with orange. It goes against the laws of words.

[flamingprick]

Maybe in another language? But I don't know any others.

[fightingoverdose]

All I know's that "orange" in English is "orange," and it still doesn't sound like any other word. It just ain't right.

[flamingprick]

Mmm.

[A noise of agreement there, before he eats another slice of his orange.]

I'm better at dick jokes anyway.

[fightingoverdose]

[crunching through this delicious apple, mm, honeycrisp]

How hard's it to make a dick joke?

[flamingprick]

At the start it's not hard. But when you're punning through it, eventually it gets harder and harder to do.

[fightingoverdose]

So you're the type of guy who keeps at it, no matter how hard it gets?